God I respect this Move. Shoutout @jdoogs10 for the inspiration. Nothing like setting an unreal expectation that you'll never live up to on your first day of work. My kind of Move honestly. Might have to pair this Move with, "First Day Packing Some Exquisite Lunch."
"Homemade Beef Wellington for lunch? Holy shit this guy's dialed."
Sure, the expectation bar will immediately submarine when, the next day, you come strolling in on a Bird Scooter (still kind of a sick Move honestly) and 4 Uncrustables. (Again, both decent Moves, but it's no Uber Black and BW.)
What's key to the effectiveness of this Move is making sure people see you roll up in this Uber Black. Sounds simple, but if you roll up at some dipshit hour and only Johnny from accounting sees you… Absolute L. (No offense to Johnny from accounting. Great guy, but he's on the quiet side. Not the kind of guy to tell great tales of your first day entrance.) Can't have that $50 E-Class ride go to waste. Gotta slip the Uber driver a $20: "Circle around a little would ya." Now you're hawking the parking lot for the CEO, your boss, or, if you're on the 5th or 6th lap, maybe some cute girl or something. Stepping out that 5 Series like some ‘70s pimp, high leg kick and all, overdressed, shades, fresh spray of a Tom Ford sample you've been holding onto for years.
“Hey! Mike. Nice to meet you,” you energetically say as you approach the office door.
"First day. Let's hope this works." Keycard works, door opens.
"They didn't change their mind! Great news."
CEO, your boss, or the office cute girl is a little reserved... That's when you drop the line about the sick lunch you brought.
"Do we have an office wok?"
"An office wok? What? No. Yeah, no office wok."
"Too bad... Made some fresh gyoza and a side of fried rice would really hit the spot." Promotion or date in no time.
Seriously though, the idea of rippin' an Uber Black to functions where an initial impression plays... So good. First day of work, brilliant. High school reunion, plays. JV baseball tryouts? I'm listening.
Just sending a fucking message. I'm in. Uber Black First Day of Work. Could Be The Move.