Got the Super Bowl coming up.
Yeah, since nobody's sponsoring this puppy, I can drop that shit. "Super Bowl", no "Big Game" bullshit. Solid perk of having nobody read or follow your "newsletter". Can say Super Bowl, talk about doing drugs, rock and roll, say shit or a word involving shit 4 times in the first couple sentences. The good life man.
(Note: I don't condone drug usage. Just messing around ya know. Having a laugh with the boys. Seriously, nobody's forcing me to write this parenthetical statement. These are my actual thoughts. It's not like someone else is proofreading and like, "Hey man, you should say it's a joke just so people...")
(Please think I'm cool.)
But yeah, got the Super Bowl coming up: parties, friends, new people, food, drinks. Nothing like booze, food and ball. Everyone brings a little sumthin' sumthin', it's great. Sometimes it's tricky figuring out what to bring though. Sure, you can go hard hat and shovel, roll up with 24 light beers. Simple, easy, I mean c'mon, nobody's ever been upset seeing 24 Coors Lights walk through the door. (No way that statement's accurate, but you get me.)
Gotta watch out though, sometimes the Host will hit the group chat with a, "We got plenty of beer." Dagger... Now what's the play? Can't roll up empty-handed like a boob. Maybe one of those cheap veggie platter things you find at a Safeway/Ralph's? Now don't get me wrong, I'm a sucker for those bad boys, but a Publix veggie platter won't bring the same gusto as a case of bottled beer. Homemade buffalo chicken dip? Nah, that's your buddy Matt's thing. Maybe a vast assortment of candy? Sour Patch Kids, Skittles, Kit Kats? I've pulled this Move off before, decent reception. Ehh, come to think of it, not really. Feel like people were just being nice. This year I'm changing shit up, trying something new, turning some heads. Your boy's bringing jello shots.
Feel like you can't go wrong here. Seriously, think about all the times you've ever had a jello shot. Envision yourself receiving said jello shot. What kind of vibe, feel and emotions are swimming inside? For me, I'm joyful, alive, giddy, smiling, "Who wants to take one?", someone made a joke, now I'm laughing, holy shit the energy in the room, what a time, what a watch party, whoever brought these jello shots.... Well... I want them to be my best friend, I want them to be my boyfriend/girlfriend, they know how to treat people, set the tone, I will speak at their funeral and tell great tales of the jello shots they brought to our Super Bowl LX watch party.
For years I've selfishly reaped the benefits of jello shots: no effort, no grind. Never had to Google a recipe, make room in the fridge, get lost in Walmart looking for jello packets. Feel like it's time to give back.
What's even better is I 100% don't give off, "This guy brings jello shots to the party" vibe. And I feel like that makes it so much better. They won't see it coming. Big boy touchdown comp. A little, "#61 has reported eligible." Play action right, Right Tackle slips out to the flat, feathered pass over the D-End, "Holy shit Dolan brought jello shots!"
I don't know man. Super Bowl Jello Shots. Could Be The Move.