The boys at work won’t stop with this small spoon Move. Gavin (Dr. Locks) sent this over a while ago and swears by it. He sent over a video of him munching down some Breyers with a sample spoon he swiped from some gelato shop.
I dig the Move. It brought my friend joy and any harmless Move that brings a human being that much joy should at least garner some level of respect. I went the opposite route and decided to troll him. Called it Chop. He defended it. Brought in someone else. Someone else backed it. I said I was messing around. He then continued to gas up the Move.
Couple months later, Someone Else, Zach (Glue Guy), sent over a picture of a little spoon sitting atop a lil’ Trader Joe’s French Vanilla. “Little spoon at home. CBTM.” Not sure if he was aware that Gavin incepted the Move into his brain, but either way, he was pumped.
Saw him the next day, “How bout that spoon Move!” I went with the same route as I did with Gavin and went full troll. He defended fiercely. Then he brought in Gavin for another opinion. Same song and dance.
“It feels like you’re eating more, but you’re not.” That was the main pro that was continuously brought up during the Move discussion. Kind of surprising really. Thought the boys would get scientific on me, “Less steel contact and more ice-cream!” Or maybe go the hubris route, “The small spoon makes you feel big and mighty!” Being overly performative is in right now, could try that out… “Looks classy as shit pulling out one of these bad boys.”
No bullshit, no bits, these guys went to great emotional lengths to defend this Move from a guy who was in complete troll mode and the best they could come up with was, “It feels like you’re eating more, but you’re not.” God I love that. I’m in.
- Bobby D
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