Move via: hodgey_rosay
Was thinking about posting this Move and just letting it be. Little carousel slide 3 action. Just having hodgey_r's Move speak for itself. Don't get me wrong, this Move still has slide 3 written all over it but your boy had to tip the cap and dive a touch deeper on this one.
I swear hodgey read my mind. It's a constant thought I have. Usually pops up right around grill room (golf course pub) beer number 1.5. I'll look down the inside of my clear plastic cup and see that sparkling Coors Light head slowly come to a settle. "Should've hit 7 there" "Why don't I come here more often?"
Got everything you need: Hotdog. Check. All sorts of booze. Check. What else you need? T.V.? Oh yeah. How about a fucking driving range, putting green, did I mention 18 holes? Holy chills.
We're talking about a drinking establishment... With all these commodities.
You break it down like that people start thinking you're referring to some Simulator Golf Club. $250 a month to hit into a rug. "Ahhh... Sorry. Looks like the earliest bay I can get you is 6:45."
Meanwhile, hodgey and the boys are shuffling over to the range after enjoying two quarters of Luka magic. Huddled around a couple mats, testing out Kenny's new driver. Beer in hand. Condensation seeping through the cabretta leather. No monthly dues, no guest limit, just the squad sippin' beers, watching ball, hittin’ high buttery cuts.
Sure, like any Move, this one certainly has its cons:
- Closes much earlier than your typical bar.
Most golf course bars are going to close anywhere from 7:30-9. Gotta be careful of those late afternoon tip/kickoffs. Last thing you want is an overtime scramble, "They're closing! Where we watching OT?" Eh... Come to think of it, boys could just relocate to the parking lot. Watch the last 5-10 minutes on Kenny's phone. Kenny! Coming in clutch today. Thata beb!
- Higher chance of getting into a 15 minute conversation that you tried to get out of after 2 minutes.
Now don't get me wrong. This can happen anywhere at anytime, but I swear man, golf courses are filled with people like this. Something about the mix of booze, 4 and a half hours in the sun and the final round of the Memorial on the tube. Chances of you getting wrapped up in a 15 minute convo about nothing are MUCH higher at your local golf course pub.
Honestly, nothing wrong with that. I don't mind talking Taylormade drivers with your run of the mill 15 handicapper but if you're trying to zone out, scroll on the phone and have nobody talk to you... Might not be your spot.
- If you're with a girl, an old guy will chirp you.
Every time, I swear... Every. Single. Time.
"Why aren't you guys playing?"... "Scared she'll beat you!"..."Coors Light? Didn't realize she had a girlfriend!" "Hat on in front of the lady? Who raised you!"
It's all fun and games but yeah, if your team's getting crushed those friendly old man digs start hitting a little too close to home. Chirp back, "Listen here fuckface!" Next thing you know you got gramps in a sleeper hold.
Hodgey. Thanks for the Move. About to put this one in play. Becoming Regulars at the Golf Course Pub. Could Be The Move.